wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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