wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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