I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I love you. Go after that dick
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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