It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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