Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I need water and some morals
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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