you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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