My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
please come you make the beer taste better
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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