Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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