Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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