D3 body, D1 cock
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
