Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
there is puke in my bra ... again
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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