But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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