ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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