I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
