The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
so that wasnt chicken after all
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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