just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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