Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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