Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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