I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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