Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Randomize
