Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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