i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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