Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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