3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
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