Im at strip club and am horny
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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