He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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