that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
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