I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
