All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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