So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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