I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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