The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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