i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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