he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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