If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
He has the fingertips of a God
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