sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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