Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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