Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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