If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
it glows. i had to have it.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
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