Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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