I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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