problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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