The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Randomize
