i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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