Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Randomize
