He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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