What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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