Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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