FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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