Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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